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YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE
While these are offered 'tongue-in-cheek', some might hit home, especially if you take the point being made 'down-a-notch'. -  If you have any additions for this listing, please email them to us!


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our 5 year-old's allowance is more than what you get for spending money.

You only have sex after you complain about not having it. (For the upteenth time.)

You hire someone to taste you food before you eat their cooking.

They still love you, but only in their 'own, funny little way'.

Dr. Phil's production crew shows up at your house.

They require that you give them a Visa card in order to stay in the bedroom, with them.

They screen your telephone calls, check your emails, and review your cell phone 'call list'.

They do not show bare skin in front of you.

Your clothes are lying in the driveway, complete with tire tracks on them.

You communicate on serious matters only through written or emailed notes.

You actually look forward to work on Monday.

Fun, family activities are only planned for days and times when you are not going to be around.

The only 'whopper' that they bring home to you is the one attempting to explain why they came home so late.

They pull an 'All-Nighter' with your teenager, at their dorm room, five nights per week.

The crank caller during the middle of the night is your spouse.

The Viagra sample pack expired. Two years ago.

You each choose to read a book about how to know when your marriage is on the rocks.

You feel that the only thing you can do correctly is provide a paycheck or clean the house.

Your most romantic evenings are spent either clipping coupons, together or grocery shopping.

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